Strange phone call

I was at work today and my cell phone buzzed (on vibrate). It was from “Unavailable,” which is how my parents usually show up. The conversation went as follows:

Me: “Hello?”
Unk: “Hello, may I speak with Ms. Steel?”
Me: “Speaking.”
Unk: “Hello ma’am. Would you be interested in going back to school to get a degree online?”
Me: “Um, NO.”
Unk: “How about in the next three months?”
Me: “I have a Ph.D.”
Unk: “Oh, okay. Thank you, goodbye.”
Click.

Me: ROTFLMAO

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